Funny SMS
SMS
Take a stand against evil, corruption & terrorism 4 we belong to India, a nation of pride- & we will thus say-"HINDU, MUSLIM, SIKH, ISAI, SAB HAI BHAI BHAI."- god bless- hai ram- jai hind!!! -
azadi k din par meri dua hai k ALLAH ap ko Quaid ki akal,Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki sherwani, Fatima ki jawani, Nehru ki chal or gandi ji k baal de- AZADI DAY MUBARAK -
thousands laid down there lives so that our country breath this day... never forget there sacrifice..Happy Independence day
Wife came home with a goat.Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
Husband wife mein larai hoi,Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!This is ur friend“PEPSODENT”reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”
Applicant: “I’m the one you want.On my last job,
every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.”
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
143 means?Do u want to knowwhat it means?
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It meansONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
Take a stand against evil, corruption & terrorism 4 we belong to India, a nation of pride- & we will thus say-"HINDU, MUSLIM, SIKH, ISAI, SAB HAI BHAI BHAI."- god bless- hai ram- jai hind!!! -
azadi k din par meri dua hai k ALLAH ap ko Quaid ki akal,Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki sherwani, Fatima ki jawani, Nehru ki chal or gandi ji k baal de- AZADI DAY MUBARAK -
thousands laid down there lives so that our country breath this day... never forget there sacrifice..Happy Independence day
Wife came home with a goat.Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
Husband wife mein larai hoi,Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!This is ur friend“PEPSODENT”reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”
Applicant: “I’m the one you want.On my last job,
every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.”
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
143 means?Do u want to knowwhat it means?
Press Down......................................................................................................................
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It meansONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
Sardar Jokes
1. Boss : Where were you born ?sardar :
Punjab.Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ?
Whole body born in punjab.
2. Two sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
3.Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadipetrol se start hoti hai.
Punjab.Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ?
Whole body born in punjab.
2. Two sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
3.Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadipetrol se start hoti hai.
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