1. Boss : Where were you born ?sardar :
Punjab.Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ?
Whole body born in punjab.
2. Two sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.
3.Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadipetrol se start hoti hai.